Every Movie
So some time ago, Cracked made a Trailer for every Academy-Award-Winning Movie Ever: “Murmur of Agreement” I love this.
View ArticleSeparated At Birth?
Wait, wait, that looks familiar… Miley Cyrus & Rita from “Arrested Development”? That explains a lot of the jokes I’ve seen on Tumblr recently.
View ArticleForehead injections
It appears that you can get a subdermal saline injection; and, not only can you, some people in fact are doing so. Evidently the effect wears off over time. Vice Magazine called these people...
View ArticleLocal news
There’s a website called Angry People in Local Newspapers. It does such a beautiful job of capturing that small-town feeling you get where the locals get outraged about something. They invariably get...
View ArticleThat’s your answer?
The following is a real conversation. I smell a familiar scent. Me: “Do you have tequila again?” Her: “No.” Takes a sip. Me: “That’s tequila.” Her: “Yes.” Me: “Why did you say ‘no’ when I asked if you...
View ArticleIf PHP were British
The “switch…case” construct is particularly wonderful: what_about (£variable) { perhaps £possibility: //Code here splendid; perhaps £other_possibility: //Code here splendid; on_the_off_chance: //Code...
View ArticleFop Gun!
“That’s right, Iceman. I am dangerous.” Ah, Kate Beaton, if only your success didn’t stop you from posting such fantastic comics.
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